What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
13.06.2025 05:52
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.